Michele has been using this facial masque lately and scaring the hell out of me every time I turn around not expecting her to be wearing it. Yesterday at least I was warned as I saw her opening the package and we both discovered something neither of us could figure out.

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This masque advertises that it brightens, corrects, illuminates, blah blah blah. Read the directions. Anything seem strange here to you?

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This is worse than the old lather, rinse, repeat of shampoos that put you in an endless loop of washing your hair:

1. Thoroughly cleanse and dry your face. Leave the face wet. 

Which is it?!?!

I think she needs to find a new masque.