This Facial Masque Comes With The Worst Instructions Ever

Michele has been using this facial masque lately and scaring the hell out of me every time I turn around not expecting her to be wearing it. Yesterday at least I was warned as I saw her opening the package and we both discovered something neither of us could figure out.

This masque advertises that it brightens, corrects, illuminates, blah blah blah. Read the directions. Anything seem strange here to you?

This is worse than the old lather, rinse, repeat of shampoos that put you in an endless loop of washing your hair:

1. Thoroughly cleanse and dry your face. Leave the face wet. 

Which is it?!?!

I think she needs to find a new masque.