This Hilariously Simple Trick Could Deter Seagull Theft

Luckily, researchers in Britain may have discovered a deterrent method for hangry seagulls. According to their study, there is a simple trick to intimidating birds with very little effort, hopefully saving your lunch.

All you gotta do, researchers suggest, is stare those greedy fowl down. That's right; spot the seagull as it begins to close in and make intense eye contact. Don't break eye contact until that bird gets too paranoid to stick around and hightails it outta there!

Does it work every single time? Perhaps not. Will you still potentially suffer from the occasional dive-bombing gull incident? Probably. But why not try the only trick we've discovered gets some results? Stare. Them. Down. Good luck!