Researchers have actually found the most 'distinctive' causes of death in each state? It's everything from heart disease to syphillis. Wanna know what kills people in Maine? The flu.

The flu was the most distinctive cause of death in several northern states, including Maine, North Dakota, South Dakota and Wyoming.

Deaths from plane or boat accidents were the most distinctive causes of death in Alaska and Idaho. Don't live in Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Kentucky if you don't want to die of lung disease.

Even though my dad still lives in Idaho, I think he's safe.