I Think My Body’s Crooked! What’s Wrong With Me?

I am convinced that my body is crooked. A weird phenomenon is happening to all my jeans!

My only explanation is that I'm built crooked. I put holes in all my jeans - but they always start on the left knee! And I'm right handed. Am I left kneed? I took pictures of the 3 pairs of jeans I wear the most.

Oh sure, eventually the right knee will go, but by that point, my left knee is wide open!

I have no idea if this happens to other people, or if it truly is just me. If it is just me, the only explanation I can come up with is that I'm built crooked!

Does this happen to you, where you only blow out one knee? Should I seek professional help? (watch it...)