Name a Cockroach After Your Ex and Have it Fed to a Reptile for V-Day

There's also an option to name a rat your ex's name and have it fed to a hungry reptile or bird!

You see, not everyone is into Valentine's Day. If you aren't into Valentine's Day, or even bitter about it - this is for you!

The San Antonio zoo in Texas is offering anyone who is mad at an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend a chance to get a little revenge. They have a promotion called “Cry Me A Cockroach” for Valentine’s Day.

It's the first time they've ever done this and it's easy! You pay $5 for a cockroach or upgrade, if you are really pissed, $25 for you buy a rat. Then those are fed to reptiles and birds on Valentine's Day.

You've got until 5 p.m. tonight to give them a name! Don't worry, the names are submitted anonymously, and only first names will be displayed. Phew.