Ever since the original photo was taken at a Sears somewhere in 1991, this photo has lived in infamy.

My family relentlessly mocks me every year, so I just decided to make the most of my "fivehead" (one more than a forehead), and embrace my inner 90-year-old manbaby every time I complete an orbit of the Sun.

Today's my 27th birthday! ...or 28th, if you count the very first one, when you're 0 years old. Anyway... a couple years ago, right here in the Q studio, I recreated that famous photo with the help of my co-workers, and the results are pretty staggering.

I've still got the cheeks!

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