Um, the Windham Walmart Sells Some Super Risque Things
Can you imagine if they had to do a price check?
I guess I'm shy and slightly sheltered. Gen Zers are SO open about their sexuality and gender identification. Millennials too. But Gen X? Not as much. And Baby Boomers? I still don't think they say the word sex. But with all that openness and knowledge, you can still walk into your friendly Walmart and find stuff that makes you go, ooooooooookay!
Pam, who is quite the amazing woman phrased it perfectly in her Facebook post,
At my age, I’m not easily shocked. But this morning, at Walmart…
It's funny, because well...hey, I'm totally into whatever floats your boat, but who has the confidence to go to checkout with that in their cart? Oreos, paper towels, 70-watt light bulbs oh, and a Tush Toy. Ya gotta do self-checkout right? And you know that something is gonna go wrong and someone is gonna have to come over and see what the problem is.
Just typing that makes me sweat. I mean, you can get everything online these days. Although, one comment was how this was a pretty good price compared to online prices. Good to know. I know this has got to be near the cough syrup and such. When I walk down those aisles, like the make-up ones, a monitor BINGS and it starts recording. It's an anti-theft device. But I gotta look...
Maybe if I wore a big hat and walked at a quick pace stealing a glance!