A guy in Russia got so upset when he was asked to take his belt off when going through an airport metal detector that he wanted to make sure it wouldn't go off again. So he stripped naked. 

A security camera at the Pulkovo Airport in St. Petersburg, Russia caught this man who was so upset that his time was being wasted by taking off his belt, that the proceeded to take of his shirt, pants and watch. And yes, he was going commando.

After he walks through the metal detector he puts his watch on first. What? The dude apparently has no problem being naked in a busy airport since he takes his sweet bare butt time getting to the clothes.

With my luck this would be the guy who would end up sitting next to me on the plane.