Let's call a spade a spade here. You clicked this headline because you're sick of swiping left on ding-dongs who make their first photo on Tinder themselves holding a huge fish. We get it, you're compensating for something else, sorry but I said it. Nobody cares about the fish your friend caught and then let you hold for the pic because you're the single friend. So where do you find a quality man left in Maine? You friggen go to the one store that men could spend all day in and not get board of touching saw dust. Home Depot.

I say this all the time to girlies. If you want to meet a blue-collar handy Maine man that's probably not on dating apps, just go walk around Home Depot for a little bit pretending to look at things. If you're feeling frisky you can pull out the power move. Ask the cutest man you can find in an orange apron and ask if they will help you find the right screw driver.  Rinse and repeat.

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What time does Home Depot close?

South Portland : Mon - Sat 6 a.m - 9 p.m, Sunday 6-8 p.m. Click here for more hours.

After a few months of research done by yours truly who routinely gets dragged to this man cave store by my own other half, I've noticed a pattern. If a dude is in there on a week day, say around 5p.m. he's most likely there because his girl asked him to make a vanity so he's grabbing supplies on his way home from work. If he's there on a weekday night past 8 p.m I bet he doesn't have a ring on his finger and he's most likely single and filling his time with building something.

Is Home Depot busy weekends?

Sunday's are the busiest and you'll most likely only find families running around there so don't do that. There's two types of men that go into Home Depot's during the week or on a weekend night and it's married men- which we stay away from, and single men who spend their time building things instead of going to get drunk at the bar. Instead of shopping for tools, go shop for a whole ass man around 8 p.m.

Or, if you're more into going on regular dates because you're not absolutely un-hinged like the rest of us, here's some top local restaurant ideas:

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Thanks to our great listeners we were able to compile a list of many of Maine's great restaurants, cafes, pubs and bakeries that are worth a long drive to get to.

These great spots can be found across the state and waiting for you to give them a try.

How many have you been to?

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