An Open Letter to the Dude That Destroyed the Breathing Air on a Plane Leaving From Maine

I bet this is a topic that everybody can relate to.

When somebody asks, "What's one food item you should never bring to the office and microwave?" you've probably already got your answer in the back of your head right now.

Tunafish, broccoli, onions, the list goes on and on. Office smells aren't as bad as being trapped on an airplane with airplane smells, though.

Let's be real, airplanes are already intruding on your personal space and airways.

Now imagine being trapped on an airplane sitting right next to somebody who pulls out hard-boiled eggs. You're probably thinking about it and gaging. Same.

Here's what happened when I said something to this dude who did this to me last week.

I was flying back to Maine from Nashville and unfortunately got the middle seat that we all dread. It's fine, I was planning on sleeping the whole way anyway.

After I fell asleep, I was woken up by a terrible smell. I mean, again, the stench was so bad it woke me up out of a dead sleep.

I'm just going to be honest here, I thought somebody had pooped their pants.

I look to my right, and the guy next to me has a zip-lock baggie filled with hard-boiled eggs and was eating them slowly, one by one.

I truly couldn't help myself and I word vomited, "Oh you really don't care about anybody else on this flight huh?

He said, "That's crazy, you can't smell these eggs, they're hard-boiled. Get over it."

In fact, sir, because they're hard-boiled, they smell like an ever bigger fart in a space where we are all forced to share the air until we land.

Personally, I'm sure I'm being dramatic, but I think eggs on a plane are so disrespectful.

Come at me in the comments, I'm sure you will, but this is just one opinion!