DUI

You're just following doctor's orders.

Aren't all DUIs accidental?

Drunk driving is illegal in every single state in America, but not every state calls drunk driving the same thing.

According to an in-depth study by Zutobi, Maine has a lot of drunk drivers.

The fine officers of the Portland Police Department have made an arrest in the case of the sideways car.

...when do we take this guy's license away FOREVER?

And you'll never guess what the locals call them...