Augusta Mom Blamed for Fart Noises and Asked to Leave Walmart
But she swears it's not her!
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To The Woman That Crop Dusted Me At Target in South Portland
This has nothing to do with farming and everything to do with passing gas next to me.
Fire Art or Fart Was Invented Around a Camp Fire
Fire Art, or FART as it will be referred to, is the coolest thing to happen at a camp fire.
A Maine Fire Department Has A Perfect Social Distancing Test Suggestion
In a time when news always seems bad, the Lebanon Fire Department in Maine used a little humor when offering up a test on social distancing
Watch a South Portland Dog Surprised When She Farts
Maisy let one rip and then seemed a tad surprised...
An Open Apology To The Man in My Fart-Filled Elevator
It was a regrettable ride to remember.
Could Seaweed Curb Cows' Flatulence and Save The Planet?
Gas from cows makes up 25% of methane emissions in the U.S. Could a seaweed diet save the planet from cow farts?