This Really Burned My Biscuit – What a DB

The least you could do is fit that giant piece of monstrosity in the friggin' lines!

I have been having a personal fight with a car in the parking garage. This giant green whatever it is (compensating much?) is ALWAYS over the line and parked consistently next to me!

I had like 6 inches to get into my car. It really steamed me to no end. I just wanted to push that stupid jeep over. I couldn't do anything except squeeze into my car ala Melissa McCarthy in 'The Heat'.

See how she slams the door repeatedly? THAT'S HOW I FELT!

I can't even ding his stupid car because of that stupid foot thing!!!

Come on! This is nothing more than selfish, thoughtless stupidity. I'm sorry stupid green Jeep owner...did you expect me to be 58 pounds with no bags with me? I'M NOT!

Ugh. Stupid people really burn my biscuit!