WATCH: Lori Has Mustached Waxed Live On Air For The First Time…Ever
Whenever Jeff goes away, Brittany likes to do 'lady' things to Lori. This time it was to wax the stache!
I have never had my mustache waxed before, either professionally or by my own hands. I'm Greek and aging - I am THE perfect candidate for waxing. So, Brittany, who checks all the lady boxes (waxing, heels, thong wearing...the list goes on) decided it was time. Oh and why not do it live on the air?
Was I faking and it wasn't painful? Uh, no. It hurt like a mofo. What kills me (besides getting waxed live on the air) is that women do this to themselves all the time! I don't know if I have it in me to do this to myself. I was okay with Brittany doing it, because well...I didn't really know what to expect and wasn't sure what she was doing. I feel like surprise pain isn't as bad as anticipated pain.
Being a woman is hard! Guys can roll out of bed, have a 5 o'clock shadow and messy hair and it's sexy. When ladies roll out of bed with a 5 o'clock shadow and messy hair - well, we either have a serious drinking problem or are having a 'realllly hard day'.
So whoever is the benefactor of some shaved, plucked, waxed lady parts - BE SUPER APPRECIATIVE! Now if you'll excuse me...I need a drink.
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