What Is That?

When I put this log on the fire last night, I thought it looked like something.  And I just want to know does anyone else think it looks like what I thought?

I thought it looked like a crocodile head. However, Jen looked at me like I had a log head and thought it looked like something from a man's anatomy.  SO WRONG!  So settle this...does it look like a croc head, or the other thing?