Auburn Police Trying to Identify Suspected Super Shoes Shoplifter
Boots aren't made for walking when you don't pay for them.
The Auburn Police Department needs your help identifying two people suspected of walking out of Super Shoes at the Auburn Mall with a pair of boots. Maybe they just forgot to pay? Maybe.
Contact the Auburn Police Department at 207-333-6651 x 6391 or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org if you know who these two are. Then enjoy this classic...
Oh, you'd prefer the Jessica Simpson version from the terrible Dukes of Hazzard movie. Fine. Be that way.