![I Just Found Out – I’m Being Sued!](http://townsquare.media/site/696/files/2015/05/gay-pride.jpg?w=980&q=75)
I Just Found Out – I’m Being Sued!
66-year-old Sylvia Ann Driskell from Nebraska is suing all gays on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws." She considers herself the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ." I consider her a wackadoodle.In her handwritten petition, she would like a judge once and for all to decide if homosexuality is or isn't a sin. She's pretty sure it is, otherwise, 'Why else would they have been hiding in the closet?'
Here's what I'm hoping -- that I get a day off to defend myself in court -- or several days off for the stress of being sued.
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