I still think it's hilarious that Dave Portnoy brought himself to Maine and just pumped out a ton of local Maine Pizza Reviews like it wasn't absolute chaos.
He ranked their pizza at a whopping 8.4 out of 10, and also said some really bold words about the place that we know must have EASILY sold their business out for the next few weeks.
Are you kidding me?! As if following Barstool's Dave Portnoy new pitbull rescue story, Miss Peaches, couldn't get any better, New Hampshire is gonna go and beat us all to the double review we didn't know we needed.
If I was Dave's pizza tour guide while he was up in Portland, I'd tell him he'll regret not going to these two pizza shops before he leaves. I think he really missed out.
I can't get enough of the Barstool x Maine drama. Portnoy's review of this one pizza spot in Portland was so cringy, it made his "Best of 2023" reel on Barstool Sports.
There are many places in New Hampshire serving fantastic pizza that Dave Portnoy is skipping over, so let's put him onto some of the best pizza spots in the area.