![We’re Doomed](http://townsquare.media/site/696/files/2018/08/evacuate.jpg?w=980&q=75)
We’re Doomed
I'm sure this sign has been up for a while...but I just noticed it and put two and two together and it added up to - we're doomed!
First off, what the hell are we evacuating from? Okay, let's say a hurricane, wild fires, volcano explosion - whatever. THIS is the evacuation route? FOREST AVENUE? On a good day, you couldn't evacuate to Morrills Corner!
I'm just saying that IF a swarm of locust does take over Portland, and we need to evacuate, I'm going the back roads!
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