Maine’s Funniest Answers; Things You Can Say at the Thanksgiving Dinner Table & Also in Bed

Love you for it Maine, truly I do. You've got a personality and you always run with it. As the holidays approach can I just be honest? They friggen can suck. Not everybody has the picture perfect family dynamic that makes the dinner table a fun place. So I'm personally stepping in to get the awkwardness going a little quicker.

On the show this morning I asked, "What's something that you can say at the Thanksgiving dinner table that you'd also be able to double down and use in bed". Here are the funniest answers:

1. I can't possibly eat anymore, I'm stuffed.

2. That was so good I want seconds, maybe thirds.

3. Very nice honey, but I still prefer Five Guys (oh my god).

4. Wow, that was saltier than I expected.

5. I'd rather have dessert before dinner.

6. It was good, but not as good as your mothers.

7. Whoever finishes last, cleans up the mess.

8. Careful, don't choke.

9. Wow, what a spread!

10. My ex used to come here a lot.

Ya'll are nawty little biscawties. So hey, this year, if you already know the family dinner table is going to be one massive awkward fight, bring this to the table (literally). Pull this up on our Q97.9 app on your phone , read the directions to the fam and then get after it. Good luck HA!