Why Doesn’t My Kohl’s Flyer Come With a Warning?

Okay, I know this is childish, and trust me - I usually don't check out men's..uh...packages, but my God! This almost poked me in the eye!

The things you notice as you desperately search for last minute Christmas deals! I know that it used to be naked pygmies from National Geographic that you would sneak as a kid...but I'm thinking that people may be taking their Kohl's flyer from the Sunday paper to a dark corner!

Merry Christmas straight ladies and gay guys!